Letter from Val to mommy

So Mommy and Daddy went to Nashville to visit the grandparents, aunties and uncles this weekend. While she was gone, Auntie K was watching the apartment and we were watching her. Here's a play-by-play run down that Valiant sent to mommy, of one incident that happended over the weekend.

Dear Mommy,
Auntie FINALLY takes us outside - I mean it's been four hours, you know?
Race down the stairs to see just how dangerous we can be on the stairs
Can't stop once we get to the bottom, so we go clamouring out to the back fence
Stop and go tee-tee - for a long time
Race and catch up with Mr. Darcy who has caught sight of a squirrel
STOP - WHAT WAS THAT?
It's Bear, the dog from the first floor!!!
FLIRTY-WIRTY, Here I go!
HE IS SO CUTE!!!!
I can't contain myself
What's that wet stuff?
Oops, looks like I got too close to his tee-tee when he was tee-teeing (hee-hee)
Droplets glisten on my shining curls as I race about OUT-OF-CONTROL
I can't hear Auntie calling me (and I don't have the shock collar on me, so nananana)
FLIRTY-WIRTY!
FLIRTY-WIRTY!
FLIRTY-WIRTY!
Run up to Auntie and she catches me (Yippee, she's wet now too!)
I bite Auntie's thumb (HARD) 'cause I'm so excited
She's takes me up the stairs along with BunnyBear and Mr. D
I whimper all the way up the stairs ('cause Bear is so fine and I can't get enough of him)
Back inside
Phew - I'm tired
Bath Time
Time for a quick nap
Oops - IT'S A FLY! (Bunny tells me these are very dangerous, but they sure aren't as dangerous as lawn-mowers)
Yawn

Love, Your Valiant Puppi