It's hard to be a celebrity

but somebody's gotta' do it.

I just recently realized how popular I am and I've got to tell you that being a celebrity is sometimes hard to bear. Whenever I'm out walking with my mummi and Val, somebody will inevitably stop us and want my pawgraph. That's tough when a girl just wants to go for a walk to maintain the bearnificent figure, you know? Valiant just makes matters worse because she's always so excited to meet new people that she encourages their interruptions. And why do they always think that just because I have a shiny black coat and fluffy curls, I want to be petted?
And last, but not least... need I mention the "little people"? They can't keep their hands off of me! Growl.