Letter from a fan

Here is a letter from one of my faithful fans. This friend really understands my naked plight and the unfortunate circumstances surrounding my mummi's decision to hastily chop off my hair (again). Remember the story of Samson? Cutting long locks of hair is just not a good idea (I hope my mummi is reading this...).

"I was just thinking of my buddy bear, Madison, and mourning the (second) loss of her marvelous black shining locks and considering starting a fund for the Post Syndrome Trauma of Too Short Shearing of a Fairy Loving Bunny Bear..."