REWARD!!!
Have you seen our squirrel lately? This morning we found a squirrel climbing up the outside wall of our apartment and he just stood at the window taunting us. Valiant threatened him, I pretended like I was innocent and had no plans for him, and Mr. Darcy told him that if the window could be opened, lunch was served. Then the little rascal disappeared! We are currently offering a reward of 3 milk-bones for anyone who can find our squirrel.