A Bear's thoughts: Irrational Human Behavior, Item 1

As everyone knows... many humans have this alarming ritual of shopping on the day after Thanksgiving. I don't have any problem with shopping, per se. What I can't quite get through this brilliant bear brain is why any sane bear (or human, as the case may be) would go shopping on the same day that they know every other bear in the vicinity will also be out shopping. It sounds positively dangerous and chaotic, not to mention "unbearable". So if you're hoping to run into this bear tomorrow morning, you will find her sleeping soundly beneath the comforter at the foot of Mummi's bed, next to a Valiant puppy and one of Mummi's feet (there's only room for one, next to the two black furry bodies). Good night, and Happy Thanksgiving to all of my adoring fans.